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The Day Begins Political: Holiday in America Local:

 

Holiday In America
Sept 29th 2001
(shortly after WTC destruction)


You've watched headline news for a week or two
And you think you know it all
You say forget the bills, we got people to kill
And this ain't the time to stall
Congressmen sing God bless, to forget their mess
Let fifty billion go
Bush says we've got to protect, so forget all the rest
And the "evil" will explode.

It's time to taste what you most fear
Bad foreign policy stalked
Your children back here...
Brace yourself, my dear

It's a holiday in America
It's tough kid, but it's life
It's a holiday in America
Surrender all your rights.

Bush is the idiot son, and the dominant one
But now he's the hero of tomorrow's youth
He played emotional chords to fuel different wars
And claims he's protecting you.
You'll talk less smack, with Ashcroft on your back
All the censors shout horray!
People don't care, if security's there
They want to know when sports' teams next play.
Now is the time to buy more things
Now is the time for panicking
What you need my son...

Is a holiday in America
A democra-fasc-monarchy!
Is a holiday in America
Too scared for questioning.

(Chant) George...Bush

And it's a holiday in America
Shaking in our shoes,
A holiday in America
Bombing a home near you.

 

 

-thanks to the Dead Kennedy's, who's song "Holiday in Cambodia" from the album Give me Convenience or Give me Death this modified, altered version is based upon. I sure hope they don't mind...

 

August 13, 2001

            The day begins.

            Another day of blankly staring out the window, working out my drugged, drunk, inhaler-bingeing, allergy pill saturated, I’ll-take-two-Tylenol-today, thank-you-very-much semi-waking coma, and trying to decide the answer to the following question: should I get up, or go back to bed?

            Usually around 1:00 in the afternoon the latter wins and I roll out of bed, take a shower, and begin having thoughts that I feel the compulsive need to slam onto a computer screen typing with two fingers that no longer grow nails at ninety words a minute.  Thoughts like these, the sort of thoughts which provide just enough stimulation to keep me awake but not quite enough to keep me interested...but I am awake, so I might as well do something with it, because a majority of Americans are not, though their income is sufficiently greater than mine, which is at present, a big fat zero.

            Though I speak in a melancholy tone and could certainly be described as “brooding” it’s hard to say whether or not such emotions are genuine or something that I have adopted as a result of writing and identifying as a writer for as long as I can remember...that, coupled with being the perfect age (14) when the teen-angsty sour bliss of groups like Nirvana and Pearl Jam became big and suddenly the dark and depressing poetry that filled notebook after notebook after notebooks morphed from being depressing into being hip.  But if my broodingness is a result of adopting the persona of a writer, I have to admit I have at least partially failed, because I have no partner in alcoholism or drug addiction to fuel my spastic rants...only a promise from a psychiatrist quick to diagnose and write prescriptions and slow to help that I am, in fact, bi-polar and therefore was born excused.

            Which brings me to my point in ranting, because see, I discovered in the course of being that after I escaped teenagedom and therefore teen angst and moved about my life and label of Generation X,  at no point did the emotion fade...even after music morphed from being depressing, hung-over, strung out and hopeless journal entries about being a “Creep,” or a “party star,” to catchy radio friendly skip-a-thons punctuated with “mmm-bops” and “zig-a-zig-ahhs.”  What has changed is that I’ve lost my people to a world of SUV’s and super-sizing it, to plastic Tupperware containers now masquerading under the name of “Rubbermaid,” to tell-all autobiographies of so-called stars that I couldn’t give a damn about until they’re dead and die in threes; because they have either “lightened up” or retreated to a cocktail of zoloft, prozac, paxil, welbutrin, depakote, or whatever tub-of-fun bored-looking doctors are dispensing to people that describe themselves as something other than perfectly happy these days.  And me?  Well, I am still a writer...the only thing that has changed is that I now buy more expensive notebooks and use exclusively fountain pens to write my terribly depressing (and now utterly un-hip) brooding poetry.

            But speaking of prescription drugs, I must admit that I’ve tried such things.  Yes, I too noticed when brooding ceased to be cool, when psychotic episodes were no longer considered socially accepted wooing tools and were instead...well, psychotic.  And I responded as I should, and accepted by bottle of little blue pills (oh, can I call them “dolls” in honor of Valley of the Dolls, can I?  Can I?) and proceeded to take Zoloft for three solid years.  For that period of time, I was utterly void of emotion, save for the occasional bout with rage I met during more eventful moments of the month when I was riding the so-called crimson wave.  I could end relationships, fight with friends, (or not have any at all), and it all left me at zero, where I was quite comfortable--nothing to be gained, and nothing to lose.  I find it funny that we hear story after story about the long term (and short term) effects of illegal drugs, but the ones that are legal, well, they can rot our brains out for all anyone cares, as long as someone heading a major corporation is making a buck off of it.  They made a buck off of me, and all I got out of it was an on-going feeling of anxiety that if I should ever choose to stop taking such things, I would go completely fucking bonkers.  Sleep well, and enjoy the roller coaster ride of chaotic dream space which will surely accompany the medication cocktail.  Sleep well.  Yeah right. 

            When the all-mighty Zoloft ceased to perform properly (if it ever performed for me at all) and I was no longer able to dupe the doctors at the student health center into giving me everything short of heroin, just because I wanted it, I ended up going to a shrink who apparently knew everything about the chemical make-up of my brain after one ultra-revealing fifteen minute session.  This woman then proceeded to prescribe for me everything short of daily shock treatments and a full-frontal lobotomy in order to ease my aching brain.  She gave me zyprexa (to treat the hallucinations I wasn’t having) and depakote (to create hallucinations, and make the zyprexa more fun).  All I told her was that I was crabby and moody. 

            But wait, I feel I haven’t truly revealed to the reader the depths of these drugs.  In order to give you some insight, I’ll refer to an HBO special about Bellview Medical Hospital in New York that I had the pleasure of viewing, thanks to my little sister Rachael.  One particular fellow featured spent the duration of the film periodically stopping, looking around, and then announcing over and over again (sometimes for hours at a time) “I hate this place...nothing works here...I’ve been here for seven years.”  He was on depakote.

            Any moron (let alone someone who spent years in school studying such things) would know that this stuff wasn’t for me.  Periodically having the urge to knock a middle aged business man with a Frappacino in his hand down a flight of stairs doesn’t make me psychotic...it makes me observant.  And Zyprexa?  Zyprexa is what they give you if you spend an afternoon wandering around a Wal-Mart parking lot with no shoes on because you’re convinced your sofa is about to eat your hand.  Depakote is what they give you if for whatever reason it becomes necessary for you to be rendered completely immobile for the majority of the day, save for the occasional drunken-sounding warbling.  Me?  I was crabby.  Constantly.  Period.

            I never took the zyprexa, but I took Depakote for about two weeks.  During that time I stumbled the streets, Jim Morrison style, spouting off what I supposed were Bibles full of truth with no concept of any beginning or ending or logic to what I was saying-- just an awareness of words happening that I felt were far more poetic than reality could possibly handle.  Man, I had peaked, brother, and the words I was saying...you know, I was deep before, but man, these words were river deep! 

            Little did I know...

            Two weeks later, off the crack, into life head first, dealing with it... 

            See, medication is dangerous because it prevents you from properly observing your surroundings...it doesn’t introduce you to them, it doesn’t allow you to see them more clearly, which is what they would like you to believe.  It allows you to see them through a mask of chemicals that creates a sort of dependence that leaves the average ingester to wonder “can I really live without them? Can I function in society?”  It dulls everything to the point where you don’t know if you are actually feeling better, or if you have fooled yourself into believing that you are.  And you can’t stop, because the meds have received all the credit, you certainly couldn’t have done any work now, could you?  Not you! Not crazy, crazy you. 

            And everyone in America is taking these things.  Sure, Elizabeth Wurtzel wrote a book and called it “Prozac Nation” while failing to mention anyone other than herself, but there is some truth to this title.

            So why are so many prescriptions being written?  It seems that when they are dispensed to interested individuals (which is just about everybody, which makes me laugh, since we are living in “say no to drugs” USA) the doctors handing out prescriptions more often than not fail to take into account individual circumstances which might have caused depression to take place.

            For example, say you go to a shrink and tell them that your husband just left you with three kids that pay no attention to you, you have no job and no skills to obtain one, are collecting welfare, and your mother just died.  Pretty bad fucking day, if you ask me.  But nothing zoloft can’t cure, right?  See, from what I have offered the reader, however, there is nothing mentally wrong with this person: she’s a perfectly functional human being responding to circumstances.  This is normal.

            Normal people are taking my pills.  They are ruining my bad name.  Fuckers.

            But regardless as to whether or not sane or insane people are popping pills, the question that no one seems to be asking (or at the very least, answering) is why we are all so fucking depressed.  Is it because everything that has become the basis of our lives is something that serves to further distance us from humanity?  From working in tightly sealed off cubicles, to watching other people live out lives that we ourselves don’t live on television, to talking to one another with imagined selves over the internet, none of us are real anymore--right down to our emotions, which our manufactured, courtesy of a collection of dulling pills, promising to make everything okay.  And we should be okay, right?  After all, this is the most prosperous country in the world, right?  This is the land of the free, the home of the brave, where there’s a VCR made in China and a computer in every house, where there’s jobs and junk food for everyone, where the women are thin and beautiful and tan, where the men are wealthy and well-dressed and gainfully employed, where the movies have million dollars budgets and the actors million dollar salaries, where everyone has a chance to be something, right?  Yes, Virginia, there is a Santa Clause.  So what if it doesn’t happen?  Or what if it does, and you’re not happy anyway?  Perhaps I have just discovered the secret to the popularity of “American Beauty.”

             Americans are like the window shoppers of life--always looking at things, but never buying anything, but dreaming and desiring, wishing they had just enough to have that one big thing.   That one big thing almost always being material, never spiritual or emotional, just a big, fat, plastic thing to place on their a shelf, the thing most missed in event of a house fire will be a blue light special at Kmart in ten years.  And the ones that want something else, something spiritual and not material, are in even bigger trouble because they can’t buy it at Kmart, and it will never be a blue light special, so that means they really, really have to look, and none of us want to do that.  Hence, why things like reality TV have become so popular, and computer games like the Sims.  Such things allow people to experience living life without actually having to live: from the comforts of their own home they’re allowed inside the emotional turbulence, the gossip, the ups and downs, the drama of a newly born relationship--and they never have to cry or feel badly about themselves or anything that hurts.  They have the perks of life without the pains.  Or so one could be lead to believe.  In a little while the program will end, and now what?

            But I imagine these are all things that have been said before (and often times better) so why should I reiterate what you already know and try to claim it as my own personal deep thought in order to best reflect how...not well-read I am.  This may bring us closer to understanding why the kids of America are down and dirty depressed (though their music no longer reflects it as well), why folks have mid-life crises and leave their spouses and buy cars and go on cruises...because there is simply nothing significant from day to day in order to inspire that sense of wonder that we are all utterly convinced our grandparents felt.  We may be closer to understanding why a pill is just a pill and not an encapsulated miracle to make it all better, and why work of any sort (emotional or otherwise) bums most of us out, but it doesn’t tell you much of anything about bitter, boring old me.  Since I cannot speak on behalf of America, but am authorized to speak on behalf of myself, perhaps there is something to be said here.

            Sometimes I think I came out of the womb depressed, or that at the very least something went wrong somewhere between cell division and the ungraceful exit, because I don’t remember comfort.  Something tells me that I was probably bitching in the womb about how damn dark it was, and that on the way out my only thought was, “it’s all downhill from here.”  I have found that my depression is sometimes enhanced by different things, like birth control pills and alcohol, and sometimes is lessened by other things, like a good life, ecstasy, and the presence of God.  A good life, well, who can argue that, is directly dependent on whether or not I feel a strong presence of God, which is why I choose to live in Athens.  See, here, when I wake up in the morning and look around at the hills and the trees and see people smile and say hello, I feel a very real connection with God.  When I go to some shitty city with gray buildings and gray cars and gray people doing gray things and it’s all very GRAY GRAY GRAY I can’t help but think that God is not known there, and shucks the people seem unhappy, and therefore it becomes within my best interest to just go somewhere else. 

            When I say ecstasy, I mean the drug, but of course it manifests in a variety of forms.  The peak moment of orgasm where your spirit lifts a couple of inches from your body and your heart pounds and you feel that a moment more of pleasure will surely lead to death and you’re not sure if your willing to make such a sacrifice for pleasure...but you do anyway.  To fall in love, and stare at another person with such a growing sense of awe that it seems impossible to get close enough to that person, unless you are able to somehow curl up inside them and call it home.  A cat curled up in your lap, purring like a motorboat, just because you are a person with a lap, and that’s kinda nice.  The feeling of ink hitting paper from the smooth flow of a fountain pen, moving without restraint across a greedy, empty page, swallowing each word and holding it fast to the once blank canvas, where I have suddenly appeared.

            This, this is ecstasy, this, this is living. 

            Depression, is not, it’s being awake, but not really, it’s moving, but not a lot, it’s working towards being but not, only floating, hovering above the ideal and watching.  A genuine, long term depression is difficult to feel comfortable in, because it seems to have it’s roots in melodrama, and though your emotions more often than not are very real and are things that need to be dealt with and addressed both in your sleeping and waking selves, you quickly become annoying both to yourself and those around you.  After all, everyone has heard your endless whining about your unfortunate circumstances or your inner demons, has listened through your bedroom door as you play the soundtrack of your life, which consists largely of left-over CDs from the now long-dead, aforementioned grunge era, has watched you stay home while others go out for no other reason other than “because.”  At some point, this is no longer interesting, so what do you do when you don’t feel better, after you’re already boring and it’s no longer something your sarcastic sense of humor can save?  Perhaps this is a good time to, at the very least, pretend to be happy for the sake of being alive, if not in spirit, then at least in appearance, and hope that the more favorable one rubs off on the other.

            I wish I could say this worked, but it really doesn’t, though there have been times when (poof) I’ve snapped out of it, just like that (poof).  This, of course, is known as mania, and hell yeah it’s all better.  Fuck yeah I’m the life of the party, yes I will have another beer, hey, I’ve got a joke too, and mine is better, hell yeah I wanna dance, as a matter of fact, I wanna dance on the bar, so clear your glasses off fellas cause I’m on my way up!  And I certainly have something to say and something to write and a new gospel to preach and a new idea to meditate on (if I could sit still long enough to do such things) and a marathon to train for and a performance to rehearse.  I...am...on, and damn it, during this time I suffer little more than occasional bouts with embarrassment.  Mania is a hell of a place to be...unfortunately, it barely makes it through to the third round.  Depression is the heavy weight champ.

            I suppose there is a middle ground, one that I know at this very moment, when I write this, when I revise this.  A sort of solid center space that is rarely visited.  There is no stress or pressure or need to be....there is just being, in the present, there is just the verb to be.  When I am there my only distraction is wondering how long it will last, before another something extreme kicks in, before another something happens, before it is winter and lack of sun and lack of warmth leads to lack of me. 

            Depression...sometimes there’s is no snap of mania to insure a pendulum swing.  Sometimes it just comes out of nowhere: no reason, no cause to the effect, it’s just there, wrapping your head in a wet towel and sticking you out in the snow storm.  Sometimes there’s a number of causes, but whether there’s a cause or not, you’re going to look for one...and look and look and look and look.  You’ll make up stuff if you have to.  You’ll tell your friends that you were thinking about how your dog got hit by a car when you were twelve, and then you packed Fluffy into the back of the station wagon and raced to the vet, and Fluffy almost made it, and then he didn’t.  And that, that just brought you down, just brought you down a little low, so you should probably be by yourself for awhile, they probably shouldn’t expect much communication, they probably shouldn’t be surprised if you let the phone ring and ring and ring...

            But when I am off and not on, what wakes me up at night is not a feeling of gloom and doom but one of acute paranoia.  Oh, how quickly your best friend becomes your worst enemy as they stand outside your door, knocking, knocking, knocking.  How suspicious it becomes to hear laughter from others, to see the mischievous smile, to see such looks that could quickly lead to feelings weighed down with accusations.  I was at a party once, and I remember a dull, sad feeling creeping into me because the person taking pictures chose to take none of me.  In my mind, this was not an accident, it was a decision, a decision to exclude me not just from their photographic catalogue, but from their memory.  It took root in my head and grew branches of sadness, fueled by the chemicals swirling through my brain, and it lead to a very restless night. 

            And even now, I can’t help but wonder if to talk about this, does it give it power, does it allow it to take root, or am I expelling my demons?  Is that what I am doing?  Is that the source of that lump in my throat?

            This, this is a long term project, because there’s no way to complete any discussion of depression, of manic depression (or the more politically correct bi-polar disorder) in a couple of lazily crafted pages composed during some sort of happily dull in-between phase.  What this is, is a desire to communicate the goings-on of my brain, to bring it to other people in order to give them a glimpse of what it’s like to turn off and on and only occasionally feel conscious of being.  The trick I am trying to play is to incorporate it into  my being in such a way that I truly accept it as not a visiting stranger, but rather a part of my psyche that I can entertain or reign back at will...that is what many hope to do with medication, with therapy sessions featuring a mildly interested individual making more money in an hour than I do in a day, things I can’t afford and don’t want.  This is my stubborn self expression, the emperor’s new clothes, this is seeing is believing, or so I think.